Monday, March 22, 2010

You know you're a Londoner when...

This post is just a bit random. But, good news! I booked a trip to Valencia with Rachel and all my spring break excursions outside of Rome! I don't have much left to book, so it is very exciting.

So, I stole this list from Michelle because it was a lot of fun! Here is what we have learned whilst in London (notice the use of whilst).

You know you're a Londoner when...
  • Random people ask you for directions on the street
  • You run to catch the tube even if the doors are closing
  • Leggings and boots are a major part of your daily wardrobe
  • You know what it means to be the page 3 girl in The Sun
  • You have been in a pub for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
  • You avoid going out on half-term because there are just too many kids out
  • You are able to get a whole meal off of samples at Borough Market
  • You can get places without even reading the tube map
  • You have heard the phrase "mind the gap" so many times that you can't even begin to count
  • You know the name of the local homeless man (Brian - he sleeps by the bookshop)
  • You go to the park to escape to a quiet place with trees
  • You have lost all concept of personal space, particularly on the tube and lifts
  • You are used to hearing sirens at any time, but they don't phase you
  • You expect to get the daily Metro and Evening Standard on your way to and from work
  • You always have your Ipod on when traveling
  • You are home by 11 because that is when the pubs close
  • You get very frustrated when tube lines close on the weekends
  • Mums with strollers on the tube get very annoying
  • Anything for 99p is worth it (McFlurries)
  • You walk the escalators on the left side and run over anyone who is in your way
  • You go to markets to get almost everything
  • You don't even notice that it is misty and raining because it happens so often
  • You eat McDonald's because it is cheap and healthier here
  • You run over and complain about people who are walking slowly and are in your way
  • You have adopted a pessimistic attitude about almost everything
  • You plan your journey home around Changing of the Guard because you don't want to deal with crowds
  • You mention Primark, and everyone says, "Let's go!"
  • You know that afternoon tea is at 16:00 which is converted to 4:00PM
  • You pour milk into your hot tea
  • You go to the theatre and know that you don't need to dress up
  • You dread hearing the words "man under the tube" or "signal failure" because that means serious delays...not to mention that trying to commit suicide by tube is horribly inconsiderate
  • Walking past Big Ben and Parliament is no big deal
  • You have fallen in love with Sainsbury's 27p chocolate bars
  • You think anyone who makes eye contact or talks to you on the tube is mad
  • You know what "queue" means along with numerous other British phrases
  • You stop taking all the free stuff that is handed out on the street because it just gets annoying
  • You look both ways before crossing the street...the green man means absolutely nothing
  • You pronounce the letter 'Z' as 'Zed'
  • The local bartender at the pub knows your drink before you can even open your mouth
  • The concept of eating baked beans for breakfast sounds appetizing
  • You say "Cheers" instead of "Thank you" or "Good day"
  • You are not afraid to pull out your A-Z because even the locals use them
  • You start calling pounds, "quid"
  • You know what it means to "top up" and "tap out." That is, with your Oyster card
  • Home means reaching your local tube stop
  • You begin to mutter under your breath, "bloody tourists"

2 comments:

  1. haha love it! from what it sounds like even from talking to you...you are a londoner!

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  2. brilliant! sums us up totally!

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