So, I stole this list from Michelle because it was a lot of fun! Here is what we have learned whilst in London (notice the use of whilst).
You know you're a Londoner when...
- Random people ask you for directions on the street
- You run to catch the tube even if the doors are closing
- Leggings and boots are a major part of your daily wardrobe
- You know what it means to be the page 3 girl in The Sun
- You have been in a pub for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
- You avoid going out on half-term because there are just too many kids out
- You are able to get a whole meal off of samples at Borough Market
- You can get places without even reading the tube map
- You have heard the phrase "mind the gap" so many times that you can't even begin to count
- You know the name of the local homeless man (Brian - he sleeps by the bookshop)
- You go to the park to escape to a quiet place with trees
- You have lost all concept of personal space, particularly on the tube and lifts
- You are used to hearing sirens at any time, but they don't phase you
- You expect to get the daily Metro and Evening Standard on your way to and from work
- You always have your Ipod on when traveling
- You are home by 11 because that is when the pubs close
- You get very frustrated when tube lines close on the weekends
- Mums with strollers on the tube get very annoying
- Anything for 99p is worth it (McFlurries)
- You walk the escalators on the left side and run over anyone who is in your way
- You go to markets to get almost everything
- You don't even notice that it is misty and raining because it happens so often
- You eat McDonald's because it is cheap and healthier here
- You run over and complain about people who are walking slowly and are in your way
- You have adopted a pessimistic attitude about almost everything
- You plan your journey home around Changing of the Guard because you don't want to deal with crowds
- You mention Primark, and everyone says, "Let's go!"
- You know that afternoon tea is at 16:00 which is converted to 4:00PM
- You pour milk into your hot tea
- You go to the theatre and know that you don't need to dress up
- You dread hearing the words "man under the tube" or "signal failure" because that means serious delays...not to mention that trying to commit suicide by tube is horribly inconsiderate
- Walking past Big Ben and Parliament is no big deal
- You have fallen in love with Sainsbury's 27p chocolate bars
- You think anyone who makes eye contact or talks to you on the tube is mad
- You know what "queue" means along with numerous other British phrases
- You stop taking all the free stuff that is handed out on the street because it just gets annoying
- You look both ways before crossing the street...the green man means absolutely nothing
- You pronounce the letter 'Z' as 'Zed'
- The local bartender at the pub knows your drink before you can even open your mouth
- The concept of eating baked beans for breakfast sounds appetizing
- You say "Cheers" instead of "Thank you" or "Good day"
- You are not afraid to pull out your A-Z because even the locals use them
- You start calling pounds, "quid"
- You know what it means to "top up" and "tap out." That is, with your Oyster card
- Home means reaching your local tube stop
- You begin to mutter under your breath, "bloody tourists"
haha love it! from what it sounds like even from talking to you...you are a londoner!
ReplyDeletebrilliant! sums us up totally!
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